it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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