If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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