Apparently you make a good broom.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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