There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I need to sanitize my soul.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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