you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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