I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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