Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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