i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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