Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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