saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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