we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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