4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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