My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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