On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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