when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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