his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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