we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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