So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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