You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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