So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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