Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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