So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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