she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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