id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
