You just made me feel so damn special
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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