this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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