so that wasnt chicken after all
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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