You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I love you. Go after that dick
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
