if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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