Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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