Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize
