I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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