I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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