awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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