I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
where does the pee come out of this thing
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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