Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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