and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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