he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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