Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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