Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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