I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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