This is the prime rib incident all over again
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
