Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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