We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I cut my penus on the lid.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
