I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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