I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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