Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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