question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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