why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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