a queef is a wish your heart makes.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I did not marry a roomba.
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