We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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