So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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