i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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