things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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