Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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