with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
kristin has been a bad kristin
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
