PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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