i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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